Bathroom sitter Alex Rodriguez. Again in the bathroom. He’d grabbed headlines that he and his ladyfriend — whose garments flash flesh and cloak largely the reality — would purchase the Mets.
No. Bull. Not a shot. I knew it wouldn’t occur. I informed you so. This month he admitted he couldn’t purchase them. Final month I already reported he couldn’t purchase them. And by no means did his paid p.r. Lilliputians deny my story. The issue is that this pair is itchy. Needy. Determined for consideration. Final yr tales had been circulating that she was being nominated for an Oscar. No. Uh-uh. Hollywood execs even informed New York execs it wasn’t taking place.
So why does their BS get furthered? As a result of sorts exist who want entry to them and, thus, must please them.
Now — shock! shock! — final week Pinocchio Rodriguez introduced he pulled out of this phantom buy. Wait. See what else he pulls out of.
If Moses had a pc, he may kind: “Thou shalt not con the general public.” Will we be taught extra?
Tales of Siegfried & Roy
In 2008, my aircraft from Kazakhstan modified to Austrian Airways in Vienna. On it got here illusionists Siegfried Fischbacher and Roy Horn, whose Vegas careers had been completed after an onstage tiger practically killed Roy, whom we simply misplaced.
On the aircraft, Roy sat first-row on the window. Attending him was an aide, a male nurse and a feminine nurse, who rubbed his fingers with cream, tucked a blanket round him, guided his wheelchair. After stem cell remedy in Bavaria’s Leonardis Clinic plus orthopedic surgical procedure in Graz, Roy — whose speech was unaffected — mentioned: “We’re not stopping off in New York. After six months in Austria, we’re going straight house to Vegas.” Siegfried, carrying a big crucifix on a series: “Overcoming limitations is in God’s arms. Possibly a charity profit, however no extra working for us. Present enterprise is finished.” Exiting collectively, Roy gave me a tiny, stuffed white tiger with: “Please. Hold this.”
Health fluff
Quarantined Ramona Singer’s crashing her 25-year-old daughter Avery’s Kamps Health livestream courses from Avery’s Florida house. In a nook twice every week, the Realish Housewife huffs and puffs with the children who’re doing it. Oldies are simply bitching: “Y’know the way unhealthy it’s in New York?” Millennials are saying, “Y’know the way boring it’s in Florida?”
Visitor unclean
Val Kilmer’s new bio, “I’m Your Huckleberry,” is on the best-seller listing and talks of 40 years in motion pictures, attractive girls and his current sickness. A terrific story: As soon as Val and a mutual buddy got here for dinner with me. They stayed in my library whereas I stored an hour’s appointment.
After I got here again, Val had taken off his garments and was serving to himself to a bathe.
This story isn’t in his e book.
Dem’s the breaks
Democratic Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney of NY’s 18th District as soon as ran for NY Lawyer Basic and misplaced. Now he needs out of Congress. Now he needs to be a lobbyist. If not that, a speaking head on MSNBC. Neglect what he needs. He wants a profession coach.
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The Tao Group launched takeout in its Chicago place. They’re hoping to do ditto right here …SHOWS, nonetheless filming when issues went kaput, are utilizing animation. Like NBC’s “The Blacklist” and Pop TV’s “One Day at a Time” … Trump Tower residents down from perhaps 240 to perhaps 28 … Staying house remoted has fried the psyche. Christie’s jewellery public sale was highest ever — a 99.9 sell-through.